If we’re bein’ real about Yahoo, they have some great American soccer coverage, so… yeah. That’s all I gotta say.
Woke up this morning and walked into the kitchen to find my father making lunch to trance music. He’s 56.
liarys replied to your post: One of the worst moments of my life in retrospect:…
Well….that’s complete crap. I feel super sad for you now. Thanks for bringin’ down the house.
It’s OK! It happened like three years ago, so no reason to feel sad, more of happy I’m not with her. Also you’re welcome! Bringin’ the houe down is one of my specialties.
One of the worst moments of my life in retrospect:
Writing a heartfelt, honest song for my ex-girlfriend that she was completely and wholly unimpressed with; then playing four bars of a godawful cover of a Killers song and having to stop because she broke down crying tears of happiness.
Whip smart with a pair of legs on tap
I wish I didn’t have to think of that when I see you now”
|—||This is the smoothest song ever written.|
my mom came in and asked how my rehearsal was and kEN DECIDED TO slightly alter my text post about what i did to my dad omfg my heart
I’m a devil.
Shoutouts to Josh Ward for being the most underrated member in HR!